Written & Performed by Duncan Wells

Bobby has a bob-sled Billy bought a goat
little lambs eat ivy little does eat oats
Barbie has a doll with a closet full of clothes
and they all live together in a little brown house

There's a little white fence a big green tree
that grew one day from a little pink seed
and the paddy-wack man with the knick knack knee
comes around every day for T.L.C.
tender love and care hug a teddy bear
wear a ribbon in your hair
it can wipe away your tears .

Mary is contrary Ricky has a rhyme
it brings her down to Earth
it seems to work every time
Larry laughs a lot whenever Jerry tells a joke
everybody's happy in the little brown house.

There's a big back yard, a big lawn swing
and every Sunday afternoon they get together and sing
Rock-a-bye baby while the church bells ring
all across the valley for T.L.C.
tender love and care hug a teddy bear
wear a ribbon in your hair
it can wipe away your tears.

Dodie love to dance Sharon likes to share
to scratch an itchy back or plant flowers everywhere
Tommy takes total see him counting on his toes
ten little piggys in a little brown house.

There's a big red sun shining in the sky
bats are in the belfry and the birds fly by
baby's out of bed now, bouncing on my knee
it's time to fill her bottle with T.L.C.
tender love and care hug a teddy bear
wear a ribbon in your hair it can wipe away your tears.